love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
