I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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