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So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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