Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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