I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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