if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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