Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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