you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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