Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
