just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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