Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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