: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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