he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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