It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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