great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
As shirtless as possible
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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