Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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