so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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