dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He called his prostate his "boner button".
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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