On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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