After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
