Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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