i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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