If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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