I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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