I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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