she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
