She said her name was "party"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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