I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you win again, gameday.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
