What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Randomize
