he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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