I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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