normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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