i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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