Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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