Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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