I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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