Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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