Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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