Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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