So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Boobs are out for the taking
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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