Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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