So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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