He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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