Dual....:-)
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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