Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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