I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My ass is underappreciated
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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