i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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