Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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