scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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