maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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