the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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